ICANN connection, what's your function? 
Hookin' up hubs and routers and switches 
ICANN connection, how's that function? 
I got three favorite domains 
That get most of my job done 
Conjunction junction what's their function? 
I got com, net n' org, they get you pretty far 

SPOKEN:(Com, that's commercial, like a business. 
Net - well, that's sort of the connector. 
Not group, BUT company.  And then there's org, O-R-G. 
When you got a group or an organization. 
COM, NET, and ORG, they get you pretty far!) 

ICANN connection, what's your function? 
Hookin' up ISP's and making 'em run right 
Buy and sell, sales and support, rise and fall, 
Hey that's all 
AOL but luser, DSL and broadband,  
Losin' your money and a packet or two 
He was older but wiser, sad but true! 
Boo hoo, hoo hoo, hoo 

ICANN connection, what's your function? 
Hookin' up two ISP's to one 
When you got something like this choice: 
Multi-homed or single 
Or no choice: 
Neither DSL nor cable! 
Hey that's terrible! 
D/l this or that-, view J-peg or png- 
I bet you now I'm too remote as it is! 

ICANN connection, what's your function? 
Hookin' up routers and switches that bridge like: 
Out of the firewall and into the DDOS 
He emailed the lug-list  
but the spam wouldn't go any farther 
(Yeah) 
Let's go listen to Napster or 
Down load the MP3 
You should always say, "thank you" 
Or at least say "please". 
Conjunction junction what's your function? 
Hookin' up words and phrases and clauses 
In complex protocols like: 

SPOKEN:(through the router, off the bridge, 
past the firewall..... Nothing but Net 
Where I often encounter a hack and a crack, 
And I ask myself as I surf by 
Just what they'd say if they could speak, 
Although I know that that's an absurd thought.) 

ICANN connection, what's your function? 
Hookin' up hubs and routers and switches 
ICANN connection, hows that function? 
I like tyin' up ISP's and makin 'em run right 
ICANN connection, what's your function? 
I'm gonna get you if you're not very careful... 
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah 
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Ooh yeah